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Dear employees, due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement.
A person may be raped once, shafted twice and screwed as many times as management deems appropriate.
Screwed any further by management.
Management has always had the attention of your supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the shit you can handle.
Based itself on the amount of shit it gives employees.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough shit, see your supervisor.
I will say one thing, when i was a manager, i had the best team ever, we really worked well together.
Hey at least when i get screwed i enjoy it!